There are a few people that have pissed me off recently:
The ones that act all high and mighty, but are actually the scum of the earth, that can only avoid there problems by hurting other people by bringing up some one's past problems.
The ones that do things to get popular, like sexual shit and stealing people's people shit.

Really it's only them two types of people.
Really it's only them two people.
I swear. I want to burst into tears.


Probably my mood swings. Sorry to most people who i have yelled at when i feel like this, although some of you deserve it.
There are people that I love at the moment:
The ones that do something stupidly sweet and know they did wrong.
The ones that promise to stick up for me in a fight.
The ones that are always theree, even when I do get pissed or cry or mental.

Test, ill and generally crappiness of life. :)

Right, so let's recap this very, very slow and boring week.

This week I have had a citizenship exam, which I am unsure about how well I did.. I had an IAA in science which everyone agreed was piss easy, and have another one tomorrow. I am preparing my french speaking coursework and my french writing, and listening.. and reading. I have ICT coursework that was properly due in about a week ago, but it now a final deadline of - tomorrow and an Identify that should be in soonish. I have a two page Artist Study for Art due in the first monday after half term. I have one history question coursework-first draft due in sometime over the half term to be emailed to him, one rewrite that I did really shit on due in the monday we come back, and another first draft question due the week after we come back. I will also have english coursework and other stuff most likely.

The only good thing out of all of that - is that I never have to properly do citizenship again :D

In other news - I am really quite ill. I have a terrible smokers-like-sounding cough and a burning throat and a blocked nose. So I am in bed. :( Although, that does mean that after this blog, I can do any of the previously mentioned coursework. :) (!) ALSO I would just like to point out that the whole "You're Ill?! You must have swine flu *laughs hysterically*" is getting very old, very annoying and frankly just makes me want to go and punch you in the face!

Also, just realised that in less then 2 months, I will be on summer holidays :) And that would mean that I would have been to berlin.

Ending on that happy note - Byes.

Citizenship Grade! Grrrrrr.

Let set you up with some background details, well a little bit of a background.

I think it was just over a month ago, and we had to sit our mock citizenship exam. At this point I am going to point out that it was a mock, MOCK, not the real thing! Okay, so in all fairness, I thought that I did do really shit!

So today: I get home from school and go to make me some toast. In front of the bread bin there is two letters. The one on the bottom I don't even look at, but I skim read the first one. All I really read is:
Your achieved grade: B
Your target grade: A

I feel kinda good that I even got a B when I found the test so hard.

So, I have gone away and eaten my toast. After that I feel I should probably read the full letter to see if there is anything important!
THEY ARE SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT MY RESULTS AND WANT ME TO GO TO REVISION SESSIONS AFTER SCHOOL AND DURING MY EASTER HOLIDAYS!

I am now really, really angry and upset.

My dad is angry at the school, and my mum is really quite confused.




>.<

Homeworks.

First Question: Is it bad when your crush tells you that he is watching porn?
Second Question: Is it bad that out of 5 lessons tomorrow, I have 4 homeworks due?
Third Question: Umm.. Is it bad that I have run out of questions...

Right, lets go through my homework:
-English: Who is the Inspector?
-RS: What do you think are the three most important parts of a wedding?
-Science: - Honestly- I have absolutely no idea what it is...
-French: Prepare oral questions/answers. Learn ten jobs.

Mr Sery never gives homework so Thank God!

English: The inspector is a ghost, possible the ghost of Eva Smith's unborn child.

RS: The vows (touching, especially if they write their own.), the exchange of rings (pretty rings, a sign of their TRUE love for each other.) and ..hmm.. the kiss, yes it's soppy, but it is like to "seal the deal". I know, not the best phrase but, whatever.

Science: --

French: CNBA to write out all the french.

Yeah, so I have decided that I am going to go and actually do the homework..

I might never eat Chocolate again.. Although I doubt it.

Okay, basically, I am a tad ill. Today there was just a bit to much chocolate, actually a bit is an understatement.
We made the chocolate cake lollipops. Which consisted of chocolate cake (smushed by Emma), 200g of creamed cheese, 8 ounces of sugar (!), milk, butter THEN dipped in the (eventually) melted chocolate.
Okay.. The chocolate.. We burnt some.. and burnt it MORE when someone poured water into the pan while it was still on the stove!
They were actually quite nice, but after about 3, each a mouthful, very very ill.

Then there was the laxative drinks. Fair enough, they were lush and cheaper then tesco :] But, Emma drank a whole bottle plus some sips of the others, and I drank about 1 and a bit. And we needed to pee, alot. (That may be more information then you needed, but pfft.)

Tomorrow should be interesting: Half poisoning people with cake-pops and careers day. IT, Child Care and Photography.. Ch'yeah, you wish you were me.

ALSO: Me and emma realised this today, whilst watching music channels, MUSIC HAS BECOME A HOT BED FOR SEXUAL INUENDO! For example Flo Rida: Changing the lyrics "You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby right round, round round." to "You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down down." I mean, WHAT THE HELL. Let's think of another example, okay Metro Station, Shake It.

Actually even though the chrous is "Well, if she does it like this, will you do her like that, if she touches like this, will you touch her right back, and if she moves like this, will you move her right back, COME ON Shake, shake, shake, shake, uh, shake it!" It is the most epic song of our corner at the moment, mainly cos I got in a few peoples head, and they got it in everyone elses head. And then there is the immense sign-lanuage lady who has the best dance moves to the shake it bit of the song, really cheers you up at 7 in the morning.

Yeah, so that went off the topic of chocolate but oh well. Nighty night.

Things that I hate at the moment - Part 1

-The advert about taking longer to look for bikes. Why must people, such as I, have to watch these terrible things when I don't own a car or a motorbike. (I also hate hat one with the kid lying on the floor whether that guy goes.)
-Stupid people leaving stupid comments that have nothing to do with a cartoon picture on facebook, and trying to reach 1000. (When they get there and they celebrate, I am gonna delete my comments.)
-The guy (whose name is a fruit in Take That) 's hand-shaking-dancey-type-thing that he does when repeating what the cute-little guy JUST sang!
-Crushes : I have them and now that nothing is going to happen with any of them, so I try to forget about them. Then some of them I realise are pigs, and forget about them. Others, talk to me and listen and help, and make it so much harder to forget.
-The T key on my laptop's keyboard. For some reason, it has just started only working if you partically punch it. Grrr to T.
-The fact hat my recorded Grey's Anatomy's subtitles are about 2-3-4 seconds faster then the speech they are telling me!
-Typing up history homework about what the connections between things such as Evlis, Hippies, Vietnam, Students and the Pill! Vietnam I understand, war/history/etc but the Pill.. What The Hell!
-Grey's Anatomy's use of fake pigs to demonstrate the mental doctor's live tissue demo. (Alhough now is happy and understands why they said at the beginning that No animals were harmed in he making of this episode.
-Hair product adverts that promise you hair like the models, but when you read the writing at the bottom, it explains that extensions have been used, as well as finishing products!
-The fact that my packet of toffee bon-bons is empty, and that I have to now get up and fetch the candycane from my room, or just ignore the sugar-craving.
-Coleen Nolan's Iceland adverts.
-I have put on weight - people say I am under-weight, but I am happy with my weight. I am not happy that when I know wear a pair of denim shorts that I could fit in a couple of months ago, now feel kinda tight.
-My iPod. I don't hate my iPod because of the music on it, or dead battery, the reason I hate is is that it has somehow magically disappeared into thin air.
-Pins & Needles! What is the point of them? They tell you they are sitting incorrectly or leaning awkwardly or something. THEN instead of forgiving you when you fix it, it's like they go "No! I will make you remember no to do this again, by making you unable to use (insert pins & needle's victim body part) for the next however many minutes! Mwuh Ha-Ha!"

This note will never be completely finished - This is only Part 1.